Love Actually

Love Actually

On ITV,

I shall go check,

So just in cases, 

Ant or Dec,

There's many angles,

To this great flick,

From both sides now,

Best scene just can't pick,

I see those cards, 

My heart does throb,

It's Colin Frissell,

With his big knob,

If ever you feel,

All stuck in a rutt,

Remember there's always,

Beckham's left foot,

So come my dear,

And sit with me,

All of those pictures,

They're all of me.

This film is special,

The rest it's above

The truth is actually

I'm in love.