For my friend, Sarah
Her name is Sarah Linney,
She is one of the greats,
It seems that most of Twitter,
Thinks we go out on dates,
And maps are not her strong point,
She’s prone to getting lost,
All of those hats she's purchased,
Just how much have they cost,
She is extremely funny,
Her insults are renowned,
One of my nicest dearest friends,
She is hereby now crowned,
Just make sure you be careful,
If atoms are nearby,
She has been known to put tinfoil,
In microwaves, oh my!
But fabulous she really is,
She just is not aware,
Of all the people in the world,
For her they really care.
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